When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! "Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! " The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened? Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him! Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door.A number of accusers have also come forward with allegations about the Republican presidential nominee's conduct that call into question his attitude towards women.This includes two women who came forward in a , including Marlee Matlin, and Lisa Rinna." EXCLUSIVE: Nancy O'Dell Addresses Donald Trump Comments on 'Entertainment Tonight' "He did it with whomever happened to be there at the time," Hatch claimed.
The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. " Bond tugs, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." ********** An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of the building.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. ********** A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: ********** Did you ever wonder who was the first person to do these things? --Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
Older women don’t go for younger men because of their stability, their life experience or their achievements.
They go for them because of their ‘happy go lucky’ attitude and their self-belief.